My Madworld review went up yesterday at Peoww. A really good 3D roaming beat ‘em up for the Wii, filled with mindless slapstick violence and some of the most stylish and unique visuals you will ever see.

My review of Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. is now up at Peoww. A thoroughly enjoyable aerial comat game which takes place in the Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter universe, complete with standard Tom Clancy plot. The online co-op in particular is a lot of fun.

This weeks Peoww update includes my Peggle XBLA review. While the PC version is better (due to the superior mouse controls) this version is still brilliant and addictive as ever. As well as a review of Resident Evil 5 (I’ll be doing my own for here soon) and an interview with the CEO of Reality Pump – developers of the RPG Two Worlds.

Now enough of that, it’s LOL @ fanboy comments time. A selection of the best, if you will. First up is “Db”, which probably stands for Dick burn or something similar (couldseethatcomingfromamileaway/10):

this review sucks a$$!!! You clearly are a dumb arse rtard for reviewing a game that you probably have not even played. well from your review it at least sounds like it.

First of all, predictable use of the dollar sign instead of the “s” in ass. Secondly, the massive “rtard” irony. Finally, like I suspect most of the commenters did, I’m unsure as to whether he actually read the review and just scrolled straight down to the score before proceeding to have kittens. He must have missed me mentioning the (atrocious) finale. Next up is “orbilator”:

we all enjoyed the single player experience as well as the the multiplayer, and never experienced any treacle.

Can’t be arsed quoting his full post, but this makes me laugh when taken completely out of context.  Of course it wouldn’t be angryfanboytime without “Seventh_Blood” chiming in with:

I would like to know how much M$ paid for this kind of review … How can i join this business?

Rather than going into detail about how utterly ridiculous this would be, instead here is a picture of what I got up to at the weekend after the review was given the once-over by some suits from Microsoft:

Incidentally, that’s the second time I’ve used said joke today. The picture is so good that one use doesn’t do it justice. Now back to the shower of shite with a comment from “Sam”, who will now be known as I Am Sam:

This guy couldnt even beat the first level. that was the most cr@p talking ive ever heard with NO details to back it up. sounds like he watched the highlights section of xbox.com complaints for Kz2 and wrote them all into one cr@ppy review. if theres nothing innovative about the single player what makes this dude love the MP so much? with every new fps released it gets reviewed for what it is. when Kz2 got reviewed it needs to reinvent the genre. the single player is better than any other fps ive ever played and the online is just as exceptional. im happy to accept a review with any score as long as they give valid reasons to back it up, but when its just a bunch of bs mushed up into concurrent sentences no true gamer would take this guy seriously.

Much like Db aka Dick burner, he tries to be clever my replacing the “a” in crap with the “@” symbol, thus creating “cratpy” – a word so shit it only produces one result in Google image search which appears to be faries or some shit. Plus the obvious daft notion of Killzone 2 footage on xbox.com. While I’m on the subject of xbox.com, I adblocked that fucking shit flash video thing on the homepage of those fake lifestyle cunts pretending to have fun. After I chime in with the comment “this is delicious”, I Am Sam rages:

@Matthew, no its not delicious, its stupid and yes im talking about your review,

Bless. I’ve clearly touched a nerve or something. Lmfao writes:

People are sick and tired of people like you attacking this game and not giving it the respect it deserves. Heaven forbid this was on the 360. 9’s and 10’s would be raining down, no?

No indeed. Nines and tens are raining down on it already and undeservedly so, in my opinion. But anyway fuck all that, it’s comments like these from Sibboz that matter in the end:

I think the review is good, and when I get some spare cash I’ll pick it up because of this review.

One final thing, the accusations of us at Peoww being Microsoft fanboys can be quickly thrown out the window. Out of the eight main reviewers only three of us own a PS3, so all multi-platform titles are reviewed on the 360. One of the commenters mentioned the lack of PS3 reviews on the site and the reason for that is easy – the site has recently been redesigned and transferring reviews over from old to new isn’t a simple click of a button. Now with this rant over, I’m off to kick some cr@p n00b a$$ in the Killzone 2 multiplayer while you watch this video, which couldn’t be more appropriate right now:

My review of Killzone 2 is up on Peoww, which seems to have upset a fair few fanboys ofer at N4G with amusing results. Other reviews include X-Blades and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad.

This week’s Peoww update included my review of House of the Dead: Overkill, give it a read when you can. I absolutely love that game and it far surpassed my expectations. Reviews of Rise of the Argonauts, F.E.A.R. 2 and Flower by other members of the Peoww community also went up.